i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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