I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Randomize
