No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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