But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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