i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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