Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I am mentally ready for anal.
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