hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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