FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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