Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
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My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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