Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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