So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize