left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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