was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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