Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
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I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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