I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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