First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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