Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I won't apologize to a one balled man
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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