He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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