quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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