have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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