I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
It's just like the Real World with babies
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Floor bacon is actually really good
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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