Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
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why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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