my mouth tastes like poor choices
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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