real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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