My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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