wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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