Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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