You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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