is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
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STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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