I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
