I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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