Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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