I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
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This beer is not sobering me up at all
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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