Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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