it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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