Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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