OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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