I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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