i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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