I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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