is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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