I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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