I want to stick my p in your. b.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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