One girl and one boy is just not enough.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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