She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You are a genius and a whore.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Randomize
