I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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