we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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