im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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