so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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