it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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