god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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