Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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