My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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