you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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