One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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