i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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